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1) Review
a book
A quick explanation of how to review any book
in a brief and rapid way, while expressing as many of your opinions
as appear essential for your masterpiece of literary criticism.
2) Close
a Railway
This now not very popular subject is covered
in detail after many years of research into the best way to close
a railway.
3) Take
a castle
How to take a castle, including information
for today and the 13th century. More info. links are provided
on the page.
4) Fail Your
GCSEs
You want to fail? Go ahead! Our new helpful
advice on eleven popular subjects.
5) Be Unpopular
Being unpopular can prove to be quite difficult.
This page will solve all your problems on the subject.
6) Create
a Conspiracy Theory
Knowing how to create one of these can be
useful, particularly if you want some quick money or have a government
to unseat. So here is a page on this subject.
7) Control
Your Government
Always handy to know this, since Governments
not kept under proper control tend to get rather uppity and take
the word "Government" as meaning "control".
(It actually means, in this country at least, "provide steady
guidance while hoping not to be noticed" - following this
definition will make you popular.)
8) Not Get
a Job
Not having a job allows you more time for
your hobbies and watching reality TV, but can result in irritated
letters demanding to know when you are going to get off the dole.
This article suggests some alternatives.
9) Comment
on a Planning Application
This is a useful thing to be able to do, so
here is our guarantee-free to this topic.
10) Write a
Rail Franchise Application
Rail franchises come up for replacement from
time to time and the popular press assure us all that they make
absolutely stacks of cash. So here's a quick guide for getting
in on the act. You are advised to seek professional advice and
several million quid before going further.
11) Post a Letter
Posting a letter is a highly skilled process
involving many technical steps. Here we demonstrate how best
to go about it if you want your letter to reach its destination. |
